Scared of the Dentist

Hello, my name is Ed. 

I seem to keep on having something wrong with my teeth, so every week I have to go a check up with my dentist. Truth is, I HATE THE DENTIST!!! You see my last appintment didn't go so well, you see that picture of me with Dr. Fangs scary tool in my mouth, not good. I know Dr. Fang isnt trying to scare me or hurt my teeth but he does! My wife and kids always give me a bad time because of my fear. Just because little Jill or little Bill like going doesnt mean I have too! Phew, and my my wife, shes the worst. She is always telling me I have to go or I'll end up looking like a pirate. I realize that but maybe thats they way I want to look. Ok, maybe she is right, as always, but I dont care I HATE THE DENTIST!!! I never noticed by bad teeth untill I went to work a few months ago. You would think being a photographer and working with models everyday you would be self conscious, but when one of the models started laughing at me because of my teeth I thought I would die of embarrassment. I think I got these bad teeth from all of my candy collecting. I love candy, you name it and I have it in my collection; Nerds, Snickers, Candy Corn, Milky Way, the whole thing. Its also part of my hidden talent. I can eat twelve candy bars in one bite! No wonder I have gross teeth. Candy is my hobbie you can say.Collecting candy is almost my passion. I would take it over Photography any day. The only reason I dont is because of the money, and beautiful teeth means you need money. Well my appointment is about to start, wish me luck!